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Total Medals Earned: 393 (From 80 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,185 Points

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

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Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

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The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Visit

Medals Earned: 6/6 (75/75 points)

'Sup, Honeybee? 25 Points

I'm home!

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Tiananmen Square

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Student Protestor 10 Points

Complete Wave 1.

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 16/20 (320/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Trick-or-Treat Adventure!

Medals Earned: 4/18 (35/500 points)

Houdini 5 Points

Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.

Incest is best 10 Points

Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.

Radioactive Hamster 10 Points

How could you treat a beloved pet that way?

Sick Parents 10 Points

Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.

Zapped 5 Points

Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.

Brundlekin 10 Points

Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.

C.H.U.D.er Cheese 25 Points

Kill what dwells in the sewers.

Guy sage brush 25 Points

Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults

Klaw Kommander 25 Points

Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!

We deserve it 25 Points

Watch the entire ending and all the credits.

You might be a redneck if... 25 Points

Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.

C.H.U.D.manitarian 50 Points

Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.

Hellhound 50 Points

Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.

Speed is the best candy 50 Points

Beat the game in under 15 minutes.

Scrotch Scratcher 100 Points

Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!

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Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

Unbelievable Sniper

Medals Earned: 6/14 (95/405 points)

Target Practice 5 Points

Complete 1st mission

Balancing act 10 Points

Complete 4th mission

High Note 10 Points

Complete 5th mission

I'm on my way 10 Points

Complete 2nd mission

Need for speed 10 Points

Complete 3rd mission

Silver scope 50 Points

Complete first five missions

Balls of fire 10 Points

Complete 6th mission

Ferris wheel of fun 25 Points

Complete 10th mission

Highrise fall 25 Points

Complete 9th mission

Playing with matches 25 Points

Complete 8th mission

Up, up and away 25 Points

Complete 7th mission

Golden scope 50 Points

Complete all missions (Any Difficulty)

The news is out there 50 Points

Complete 11th mission

Sharp shooter 100 Points

Complete all missions (Harder difficulty)

Vuvu Hero

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/350 points)

Here Comes the Bear 5 Points

Hit 20 notes in a row

Bum Trumpet 10 Points

Hit 40 notes in a row

No, Fido! 10 Points

Hit 30 notes in a row

Vuvu Zilla 25 Points

Hit 50 notes in a row

100 Note Streak 50 Points

Hit 100 notes in a row

Vuvu Hero 50 Points

Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song

200 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 200 notes in a row

300 Note Streak 100 Points

Hit 300 notes in a row

Wee Express

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/175 points)

Drinking Problem 5 Points

Become really drunk.

Nail it 10 Points

Nail (submit) a high score.

When the flush doesn't works... 10 Points

Score 5,000 points or more.

Toilet Addict 50 Points

Score 25,000 points or more.

Toliet King 100 Points

Score 50,000 points or more.