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I inadvertently caused the death of my girlfriends dog

Posted by PatriotClock - July 14th, 2008


Me and my gf were kissing on her couch when one thing led to another. she has really been wanting to try anal so for the first time I inserted my penis into her rectum. i am not sure what happened but suddenly she started shitting all over the couch uncontrollably. She couldn't stop so I told her to just let it all come out. The couch was covered in poop by the time she was done. Later when her parents came home we blamed it on the dog. they had it put to sleep the next day :( I feel really bad and I want to tell them the truth but my gf doesnt want me to. What should i do?

RIP Allan :(

I inadvertently caused the death of my girlfriends dog


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poor puppy. he's so cute. =(

I know I feel so bad :(

I know I'm going to hell for this, but seriously I laughed so hard I wanted to apologize because of the guilt I had inside of me. I'm REALLY REALLY sorry

Its ok I can see how it could be humorous if it didn't happen to you

Say to your girlfriend parents that the puppy eat much nachos and he...MAKE POOP IN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

ok!

POOR PUPPY
HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!

was so cute :(

u suck ass, Illwillpress is fuck laods better then your retarded clock spam grp, go fuck off or make something worth looking at you insignificant piece of shit.
Wasting your life on the computer voting 0 for a quality flash jsut because ppl like it more than your stupid bits of spam.
Get the fuck over it, you will never be as popular or have animations scored as high as his, your negativevoting of him means nothing.

i cant argue if hes laods better than me

get the couch cleaned real nice

we bought them a new one, they had the dog stuffed and now the have him next to the couch as a remote holder thing