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I'M PATRIOT_CLOCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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i didnt even pay for this i won it i am that good
happy clockday fellas go watch my movies nd be cool like me
in sadder news i have mono but thats my curse for being so god damn attractive
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I inadvertently caused the death of my girlfriends dog
Posted by PatriotClock Jul. 14, 2008 @ 6:09 PM EDTMe and my gf were kissing on her couch when one thing led to another. she has really been wanting to try anal so for the first time I inserted my penis into her rectum. i am not sure what happened but suddenly she started shitting all over the couch uncontrollably. She couldn't stop so I told her to just let it all come out. The couch was covered in poop by the time she was done. Later when her parents came home we blamed it on the dog. they had it put to sleep the next day :( I feel really bad and I want to tell them the truth but my gf doesnt want me to. What should i do?
RIP Allan :(
Happy Hentai Fest II presented by the Clock Crew. Enjoy the submissions and don't jerk off too hard to the sexy sex.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!i am an award winning filmmaker now and i deserve more respect then what is being shown :(
did spielberg have to deal with this much criticism when he first made it big???? :(
Go and read the news post and it should take you to my lovely site. It is quite lovely and it is really beautiful and it will make you cry.
http://jazzyjeff.victoryflash.net/
Should be out sometime in the next week if i'm not too lazy, also I like it way more than the first. Here is a picture from it but it's all blurry.
Also add me on Xbox Live and I can beat you in Halo 3 sometime
jeffgoodt
<3 PatriotClock
