PatriotClock's News


i joined the clock crew ten years ago today after submitting this movie to newgrounds

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/193865

redneckclock was like hey yo join the clock crew if youre serious and i was like ok. and then i joined.

id like to thank the academy, orangeclock, the ivy league brotherhood, renegadeclock for making anniversary which is what originally made me wanna join, absinthe, pop tart, bb10, all the other homies i didnt mention

i love you all and thanks for having me

 

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Happy Clockday 2012!!

2012-08-15 02:45:53 by PatriotClock

HAPPY CLOCKDAY TEAM!!

Check out my movies

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/600935

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/600937

and my friend Cheesesteak's movie! Its really good I promise, it made the frontpage!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/600944

Happy Clockday 2012!!


HAPPY CLOCKDAY 2011

2011-08-15 02:09:40 by PatriotClock

Time for my yearly post to whore my Clockday Movie!!!

Decade One

You should take this time to join the Clock Crew if you're not already a member. We're really cool I promise :D

HAPPY CLOCKDAY 2011


Happy Clockday 2010!

2010-08-15 18:57:21 by PatriotClock

I love you all!!

THE GREATEST CLOCKDAY MOVIE EVER MADE by PatriotClock

Happy Clockday 2010!


Happy Jeffuary

2010-01-02 19:27:59 by PatriotClock

Happy Jeffuary Kids! You should join the Clock Crew btw we are pretty cool

Happy Jeffuary


HAPPY CLOCKDAY 2009

2009-08-15 03:04:43 by PatriotClock

8 YEARS OF RUNNING SHIT

HAPPY CLOCKDAY 2009


world series champions

2008-10-30 15:55:37 by PatriotClock

fuck you we're the best

world series champions


happy clock day 2008 :)

2008-08-15 10:22:42 by PatriotClock
Updated

happy clockday fellas go watch my movies nd be cool like me

in sadder news i have mono but thats my curse for being so god damn attractive

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happy clock day 2008 :)



Me and my gf were kissing on her couch when one thing led to another. she has really been wanting to try anal so for the first time I inserted my penis into her rectum. i am not sure what happened but suddenly she started shitting all over the couch uncontrollably. She couldn't stop so I told her to just let it all come out. The couch was covered in poop by the time she was done. Later when her parents came home we blamed it on the dog. they had it put to sleep the next day :( I feel really bad and I want to tell them the truth but my gf doesnt want me to. What should i do?

RIP Allan :(

I inadvertently caused the death of my girlfriends dog



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_Z3ky 5lwE